Don't Call It Country

I was listening to the radio

They called it country

But it sure as hell ain't David Allan Coe

I don't care if you like that shit

If ya like what you hear it don't bother me one bit

But don't call it country

It ain't so much the lyrics that bother me

That ain't really nothing new you see

Cut off shorts and drinking beer

That ain't nothing new around here

Old Bocephus has kept us high for years

But don't call it country

Don't call it country

There's just something phony in your sound

Singing about back roads you never have been down

So don't call it country

Don't call it country

It's your big drum loops

And your trailer park rap

Your new shiny boots

And your baseball cap

There's just something missing in your bubblegum sound

Singing about back roads you never have been down

So don't call it country

I don't care if you like that shit

If you like what you hear it don't bother me one bit

Just don't call it country